porch climb 

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

porch climb by Vixen JoJo November 23, 2009

porch climbing 

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

porch climbing by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008

Porch Climber 

A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.

"DAMNNNNNNN that porch climber is still poppin bottles!"

Porch Climber by nuckingfutss August 19, 2011

porch climber 

A gamblers term in golf for someone who owes money to you from an on-course bet and disappears as soon as you walk in the clubhouse grill-room.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.

I beat Pierre 16 ways on that last press. Where is he?

Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?

That goddamn porch climber!

porch climber by vic_city_boy June 1, 2011