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Oh man, I need to take a massive popiel!!
popiel by LilJedi July 15, 2010
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Popbellydeli 

A fat ass reject who makes ham sandwiches for a living...
What is your popbellydeli making today sir?
Popbellydeli by Popbellydeli June 1, 2010
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Ron Popeil 

1) (verb) To have sex with someone with no intention of ever seeing or speaking to that person again. Synonym for one night stand

2) (noun) A person who plans on having only a one night stand with someone

Comes from the catchphrase 'Set it and Forget it" made famous by inventor Ron Popeil's Showtime Rotisserie.
1) "Bobby so Ron Popeiled Amanda last night."

2) "Dario is nothing but a Ron Popeil. He doesn't ever care about having a relationship"

Popeless 

When Christians lose hope due to a pope replacement period
Look at Monika, since the pope resigned she stopped eating, she is popeless!!
Popeless by Alon B March 5, 2013

Popelbremse 

A „Popelbremse“ is a German Word for a mustache that could easily hold your bogeys from falling out of your nose.
Mofa- Karateandi (Spotify) >> (Ich fahr Mofa, ich fahr, ich fahr Mofa und meine Popelbremse flattert im Wind)
Popelbremse by Leonia22 October 12, 2022

Todd Van Poppel money 

Phrase used by Brien Taylor, former MLB #1 pick of the New York Yankees, and his family under the advice of agent Scott Boras. The Yankees offered him about $350,000, the usual amount for a #1 pick, but Taylor informed them he would be holding out for "Todd Van Poppel money", in reference to previous year's draftee Todd Van Poppel, who was given $1.2 million to sign with the Oakland Athletics. Taylor was eventually given more than $1.55 million. Humorously, Brien Taylor never ended up in the majors after tearing his labrum in a bar fight, and Van Poppel spent the majority of his career as a mediocre middle reliever.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.
John: Hey Dan, I'll give you $20 to burn off your nutsack hair.

Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.

Popelessness 

a general feeling of malaise during the time after the Pope's resignation or death before a new Pontiff has been chosen.
Knowing the Pontiff resigned yesterday I woke up this morning with this overwhelming feeling of Popelessness.
Popelessness by MommieQueerest March 1, 2013
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