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handy bag of popcorn

When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
handy bag of popcorn by TIMMAAY October 14, 2005

The Popcorn is in the Bag 

code for getting a girls number in your cell phone
"The Popcorn is in the bag" - person 1

"So you got her number?" - person 2

pop corn bag licker 

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.
" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004