Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Marrukawa

Vagina Ratchet

The duck-billed, freezing metal implement that the GYN uses to view your vagina internally.

I hate when the Doc doesn't warm up the vagina ratchet first!

by Marrukawa May 12, 2007

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.

" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

by Marrukawa April 30, 2007