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pop-tard 

Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.
I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
pop-tard by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010

K-pop Tard 

No hate to K-pop but a K-pop Tard is someone who thinos Metal and Rock are ist noises and counts K-pop as best music genre for some reason
Logan Farris, Utkarsh Singh, Terrence Chungmemtum and Aaron Chad Martinez thinks K-pop is good and are K-pop Tard
K-pop Tard by The Vigilante April 5, 2021

Poptarded 

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded
A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
poptard by jiro August 14, 2003
"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
poptard by Codeh May 27, 2006

K-poptard 

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.
Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!
K-poptard by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011