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A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.

The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
Poovery by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021
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inappropriate and overt behaviour towards a samesex personage
That boozer is a den of Poovery
Poovery by Fog June 13, 2003
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Boy George is a fine singer but I feel that Culture Club's videos are rife with unnecessary poofery.
poofery by Van Morrissey June 12, 2006
Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.
Oh my god Anna you are SUCH a poovert! stop looking in the toilets to find used loo paper!
poovert by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006

Tom Poolery 

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
Tom Poolery by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
Another word for crapper or toilet or john. It's derived from terms such as apothecary.
Sean: Why are you sweating so profusely in this cold weather?
George: I need to go to the poopery. Fast.
poopery by word_inventor_2014 July 10, 2014
1.A bunch of obvious nonsensical baloney that somebody tries to pass off as the truth.
2.Hogwash and bullshit rolled into one.
3.What politicians in Washington are trying to accomplish.
4.Tools you use in the bathroom to cleanse yourself when you are done defecating.
5.The constant elimination of waste with no end in sight.
1." Look at this stimulus bill it will jumpstart the economy"!...that is poopery how will it do that when you are borrowing and spending money like water!?
2.Universal Health care.
3.Toilet paper, soup, bidets, water and the filipino 'Tabo" or "Cabo"= a cup used for splashing water in the "poopery" area.
Poopery by Jingobingo March 8, 2010
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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