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sue-poofery 

Sue-poofery is the art of actively seeking out homosexual men, and finding some way of sueing them. It is not a very well-known art, but is commonly used by many homophobics as a way to make gays' lives less enjoyable.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.
1)Craig - So, what did you do last night?
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.

2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?

3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!
sue-poofery by Bedeb Aibcad April 19, 2008
Related Words
A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.

The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
Poovery by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021

woofer poofer 

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.
"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."
woofer poofer by Becholas September 16, 2017

Poofer Valve 

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"
Poofer Valve by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

Tom Poolery 

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
Tom Poolery by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
Another word for crapper or toilet or john. It's derived from terms such as apothecary.
Sean: Why are you sweating so profusely in this cold weather?
George: I need to go to the poopery. Fast.
poopery by word_inventor_2014 July 10, 2014