poopery

Another word for crapper or toilet or john. It's derived from terms such as apothecary.

Sean: Why are you sweating so profusely in this cold weather?
George: I need to go to the poopery. Fast.

by word_inventor_2014 July 10, 2014

Poopery

1.A bunch of obvious nonsensical baloney that somebody tries to pass off as the truth.
2.Hogwash and bullshit rolled into one.
3.What politicians in Washington are trying to accomplish.
4.Tools you use in the bathroom to cleanse yourself when you are done defecating.
5.The constant elimination of waste with no end in sight.

1." Look at this stimulus bill it will jumpstart the economy"!...that is poopery how will it do that when you are borrowing and spending money like water!?
2.Universal Health care.
3.Toilet paper, soup, bidets, water and the filipino 'Tabo" or "Cabo"= a cup used for splashing water in the "poopery" area.

by Jingobingo March 8, 2010

Poopery

A place where so much excrement occurrs perhaps after eating a lot or where you go to make room for thanksgiving dinner.

I just ate so much this Thanksgiving I am the Queen of the poopery!

by JoeKnee March 10, 2016

Reverse Poopery

a sex position when some one sits upside down naked and then some one else sits on their butt and transmit a poop transaction by pooping into the other person's butthole

"damn you hear Charlotte and John decided to try Reverse Poopery?"

by The Poo Dude November 12, 2021

phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

SHY POOPER

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.

Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper

by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021