1.A bunch of obvious nonsensical baloney that somebody tries to pass off as the truth.
2.Hogwash and bullshit rolled into one.
3.What politicians in Washington are trying to accomplish.
4.Tools you use in the bathroom to cleanse yourself when you are done defecating.
5.The constant elimination of waste with no end in sight.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Another word for crapper or toilet or john. It's derived from terms such as apothecary.

A place where so much excrement occurrs perhaps after eating a lot or where you go to make room for thanksgiving dinner.