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24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

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PoonTang Clan

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.

I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!

PoonTang Clan by redblade77 April 11, 2008

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poontang clan

A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.

matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....

Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.

poontang clan by sk8live June 2, 2006

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poontang clan

A 5 a side football team (or soccer team) which is played in doors, the poontang clan are a violent bunch for football hooligans, who are dirty and foul mouthed.
Also the best damn 5 a side team in england.

1) Alan hanson:- the poontang clan have suffered another heavey defeat tonight there john,
John mottson:- yes alan, they have

2)we love you poontang we do, oooh poontang we love you

poontang clan by the poontnag man June 9, 2007

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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