pootang clan 

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

PoonTang Clan 

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.

I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!

PoonTang Clan by redblade77 April 11, 2008

poontang clan 

A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.

matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....

Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.

poontang clan by sk8live June 2, 2006

poontang clan 

A 5 a side football team (or soccer team) which is played in doors, the poontang clan are a violent bunch for football hooligans, who are dirty and foul mouthed.
Also the best damn 5 a side team in england.

1) Alan hanson:- the poontang clan have suffered another heavey defeat tonight there john,
John mottson:- yes alan, they have

2)we love you poontang we do, oooh poontang we love you

poontang clan by the poontnag man June 9, 2007