Poorettes

When you yell out uncontrollable profanities when you are sitting on the toilet trying to pass a boulder sized poo from your rectum.

I literally peed myself from laughing so hard as I heard the outrageous outpour of poorettes coming out loud and clear from my husband as he sat on the toilet in constipation

by Benjamin Galagher September 3, 2020

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

by Business Horse June 10, 2012

Poolette

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

by davefiver August 15, 2011

Poopette

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

poorvette

A cheap and/or barely running car owned or driven by a teenager.

Man 1: Did you see that kid go buy just now in the '95 Neon?
Man 2:Yea.He calls that car the poorvette.

by Robbie Phipps August 16, 2006

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018