Poorimeter
The area at a fluffy kitty’s back end that might retain poop. The poorimeter is sometimes shaved as part of healthy grooming.
Poorimeter by CoolAB January 28, 2022
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frosting the perimeter
When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
frosting the perimeter by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
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perimeter check
n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.
Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.
perimeter check by Nickarossi May 26, 2007
accost the perimeter
Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!
Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!
Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.
The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.
The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!
Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.
The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.
The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
accost the perimeter by GerthPaul December 1, 2022
poopometer
1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!
2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.
2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.
poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008
Perimeter
Perimeter by Red Moon 69 December 23, 2016
Perimeter Check
An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Perimeter Check by cmgc July 15, 2020
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