Poormeitus 

poor-me-itus

The act of feeling sorry for ones self.

Travis: “John is sulking in his truck because nobody showed up to youth group.”
Henry: “He must have poormeitus.”

Poormeitus by Joshtheemotionidentifier May 3, 2018

poormeitus 

feeling sorry for your self

Billie has been suffering from a cold for 2 weeks and now has poormeitus

poormeitus by Capt. Poormeitus April 21, 2018