A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!
"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very littlesplash".
A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.
Acronym for a very creepyindividual, possibly "Person Of Overwhelmingly Unusual Awkwardness". A POOUA tends to be a voyeur, a stalker, a zealot, a loner, a fundamentalist.
Jeffrey Dahmer was a real POOUA who turned into a cannibalistic murderer.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.