A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!
"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".
A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.
Dude, how fucked up did you getlast night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!
Acronym for a very creepy individual, possibly "Person Of Overwhelmingly Unusual Awkwardness". A POOUA tends to be a voyeur, a stalker, a zealot, a loner, a fundamentalist.