Pooque

When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.

'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'

by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012

Pooque

A Pooque is when you go for a poo, but instead just sit there farting. Often followed by wiping automatically, then realising you only had a Pooque.

" i just went to take a dump, but it turned out only to be a Pooque"

by Porkcrapper June 22, 2012

pooquet

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

by doooosh November 5, 2009

Phoque

Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.

Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)

by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

Porqueria

Used to describe lack of quality.

Esto es una porqueria.

Usted es una porqueria.

Hablas porquerias.

by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

porqueria

Spanish for "crap." Literally, crap/filth within a pigsty.

"Esto es una porqueria." -- This is pig crap.

"No hables porqueria." -- Don't talk crap.

by thisistits September 11, 2009

Porque no te callas?

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.

Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?

by duh-nee December 15, 2007