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poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopnscooping

your poopnscooping

ha ha i dont care

Poopydoopyjerkface 

a douche bag like person who goes around purging people of their innocence. Tends to cheat on girlfriends and not tell them, doesn't have a conscience. Can be a big know it all at times and a show off! Can be an evil genius or a complete dumbass; either way, kick that mother fucker in the taco!
Blake Edmondson is a poopydoopyjerkface" " Jesse Flanders is a poopydoopyjerkface

Poopy Scoopy 

The greatest man in the world. This is his nickname, his real name is David. Poopy Scoopys are very handsome and enjoy their coffee. They like to carry other people's crap. They also make up stupid stuff and have a cute funny little laugh. They like to make babies cry.
Poopy Scoopy has forgotten "breathe" and has learned "carry crap".
Poopy Scoopy by Pirate Ardnek March 12, 2009
scooping up someones poop and laying it on their mouth, they awaken with a mouth full of turd and usually beat you up.
friend: what happened to Larry?
You: oh he got beat up by Bob
Friend: Why?
You: He poopscooped him
poopscoop by mr.farwelllmo May 16, 2011

poopscopy 

When you have to scoop your own poop in the Safeway bathroom in viles for a diagnostic test, scoop as much of the poop into the toilet as possible, and then throw away all the evidence. Optional: you can carry the vile through the Safeway.
Wow! That poopscopy took forever! So much scrapping! And it was hot….
poopscopy by Rhodes42 September 25, 2023