To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'
Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
a douche bag like person who goes around purging people of their innocence. Tends to cheat on girlfriends and not tell them, doesn't have a conscience. Can be a big know it all at times and a show off! Can be an evil genius or a complete dumbass; either way, kick that mother fucker in the taco!
The greatest man in the world. This is his nickname, his real name is David. Poopy Scoopys are very handsome and enjoy their coffee. They like to carry other people's crap. They also make up stupid stuff and have a cute funny little laugh. They like to make babies cry.
When you have to scoop your own poop in the Safeway bathroom in viles for a diagnostic test, scoop as much of the poop into the toilet as possible, and then throw away all the evidence. Optional: you can carry the vile through the Safeway.