poopscoop Share definition Flag scooping up someones poop and laying it on their mouth, they awaken with a mouth full of turd and usually beat you up. friend: what happened to Larry? You: oh he got beat up by Bob Friend: Why? You: He poopscooped him poopscoop by mr.farwelllmo May 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the poopscoop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch