pooptik

When someone online blatantly lies about having acquired a new item. Usually refers to a video card or other PC hardware. Often accompanied by a charade of falsified proof such as benchmarks, CPUID, or other illegitimate records.

guys I just got watercooled quad gtx580 ssc ultra editions!

nigga why you pooptikin

by GFW_NEWS November 7, 2010

poopsikins

a romantic nickname to give to your partner
also a way to show how much of as baby someone is acting

i love my poopsikins
he was crying so much, i almost feel bad for that poopsikins

by Brozzzzz69 March 5, 2009

pooptificate

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

by Tbass December 27, 2013

pooptillion

A shit-ton amount of numbers, as Ryan Magee from SuperMega said it to be

"Pooptillion has to be a real number" -Ryan Magee from Supermegacast 191

by Mapipi Israelihahd May 19, 2020

Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

Pooptimist

Like an optimist but not, you know what I mean?

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.

by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011