poopbike 

The act of when one takes the seat off of a bicycle, and inserts pieces of poop (human or otherwise) down the hole where the bicycle seat once was. The seat is then reapplied, and the bike is ridden as normal.

The only thing that is different, is that now, you have the poop (human or otherwise) inside the bike, rotting and stinking.

"Oh, God. I think that guy made his Huffy into a Poopbike."

poopbike by FrisbeeFrisb May 20, 2023

poopkike 

a person of African-American and Jewish descent; the offspring of African-American and Jewish parents; a wealthy person who acts or pretends to be ghetto; a racist oxymoron that demonstrates jewish and african-american stereotypes (e.g., stealing items on sale); a wannabe player who portrays wealth but isn't (e.g., drives a nice car but still lives rent-free at home); a person who acts rich at the discotheque and/or strip club, but regrets it the next day.

Lenny Kravitz is my favourite celebrity poopkike.

You spent half your paycheck last night at the club, only to get a fake phone number... man, you're such a poopkike!

poopkike by Josh Donkey February 25, 2009