poopik 

Poopik is a word commonly used by old white ladies back in the day to refer it to a man’s penis when talking to a child. (Optionally refers to a females wotsit aswell as it is a fluid universal term)

“It’s not nice to play with your ‘poopik’ when NANA is in the room” Ali G

poopik by Lenbarz September 6, 2020

poopik 

Poopik is a word commonly used by old white ladies back in the day to refer it to a man’s penis when talking to a child. (Optionally refers to a females wotsit aswell as it is a fluid universal term)

“It’s not nice to play with your ‘poopik’ when NANA is in the room” Ali G

poopik by Lenbarz September 6, 2020

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Making Poopies 

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Loose Poopie

Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies

I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.

Loose Poopie by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

poopii 

The plural of poop. (Known only by true Masters of Grammar)

Lil Timmy and his annoying lil friends wanted to play football on the grass field in the local park. But they soon discovered that the field was filled with dog poopii.

poopii by HappyDungston December 30, 2011