poopterd 

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

poopterd by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Pooterdick 

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

Pooterdick by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Poopterbate 

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.

Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"

Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

pooperdooper

(pl) poopers doopers - Kid friendly version of "Oh Shit!!"

Poopers Doopers, I forgot to select all the drawings and only printed some of them!

pooperdooper by Jeff Gilbert June 30, 2005

pooperdooper

Translates to: "not super duper." A purposely mediocre-sounding rebuttal to use on someone expressing enthusiasm for a mediocre event. Can be used sarcastically or merely ambivalently.

"Hey, let's go out to Greasy's and get hot dogs. How's that sound?"
"Mmm. Poop-er dooper!" (w/ sarcasm)
"Pooperdooper." (w/ ambivalence)

pooperdooper by Jerko Flapdoodle July 28, 2006