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poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.
"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."
by crim77 April 19, 2008
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Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.
Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...
by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010
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Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."
by andrewbw October 16, 2008
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Poohsticks

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.
For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!
by HappyBdaySpencer June 6, 2010
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poopsocks

Frequently mistaken for a thread where someone's roommate was revealed to have been shitting off the side of his desk chair while playing everquest the reality of this is even more disturbing.

Someone posted a thread about a girl he knew who had been dating a guy who was kind of weird. In the end it turned out that he was storing his feces in socks in duffel bags under his bed.
"About 6 years ago my sister had the terrible misfortune of dating a guy that
should would later come to regret. She had been dating "Chad" for little over a
year. I had always thought the guy to be kind of a jerk, but I was her older
brother, so naturally I would think that way."

"Anyway, the more she got to know the guy the more she had realized all the
strange nuances and quirks that he had. He had to have his bed made just a
certain way every day, or he couldn't leave the house. He had some strange
things that he would have to do before he left his house in the morning. Like
turning off light switches in a particular order your basic
obsessive-compulsive disorder kind of guy."

"Well my sister thought most of this was tolerable and she could deal with it
for the time being. During the summer she and Chad had decided to go to the
lake to do some swimming, he was downstairs getting the rest of his stuff ready
for their trip to the lake."

"She had gone up to his room to change and realized she didn't bring anything
with her to put her bathing suit and other things in. She had remembered that
she bought him a nice Nike duffel bag for Christmas a few months prior, she had
looked around the room and in his closets for the bag, but it was nowhere to be
found. Lastly she looked under the bed to see if it had been stowed there, sure
enough, it was right there the whole time."

"She pulled out the bag and decided to empty the contents so she could put her
things in it. Much to her surprise it was filled with socks, filled entirely
with socks that is. My sister told me that she almost dismissed the fact that
the bag was full of them, but her thoughts quickly changed when she picked one
of them up and it was heavy and sort of "clumpy" She lifted the sock up only to
have the contents fall to the floor. Much to her dismay she realized that Chad
had been storing his turds in his socks. Yep, the same duffel bag that she had
given to him for Christmas just a few months before was now being used to house
his excrement's."

"Being a person of sound mind she knew this obviously wasn't proper behavior.
She immediately confronted him and he pretty much lost it, as would anybody who
got caught hiding turds in socks under your bed. It didn't really end there,
she tried to break up with him and he had a nervous break down, then after that
we never really heard from him again."
by Le Bobo May 13, 2005
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poopsecks

a more exciting variation of the term buttsecks and another humourous way to say anal sex :D
hey darren morrison, want some poopsecks?

but of course seanie boy!
by seanie boi! June 9, 2009
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Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.
That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.
by G-Money-G February 10, 2010
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