Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.

Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...

by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010

Poopstick

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Poopstick

A woman shits on your dick during anal

My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.

"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."

by crim77 April 19, 2008

Poopstick

Stick with toilet paper wrapped around one end. Frequently used by midgets to wipe their backsides on account of their arms being so short

Hey, that midget Jane has her poopstick showing in her hand bag

by Poopstick Pappy March 7, 2016

poopstick

a name for the penis after using the backdoor of a dirty whore

i rammed that girls ass hard i just wished she had wiped cause now i have a poopstick

by craig r. January 29, 2003