poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

poopstander by Derek April 7, 2003

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Poopstand

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"

I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.

Poopstand by Viscoh March 4, 2009

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poopstabber

A gay guy who fucks other guys in the ass

Leonard Howard you are such a poopstabber stop doing Tony Falls up the ass while he's in an EBA thong.

poopstabber by andrew gallup December 28, 2005

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pooplander

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.

1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!

pooplander by Comkind November 9, 2007

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poopstabber

Someone who practices the art of stabbing poop.

Dude, stop being such a poopstabber, or I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!

poopstabber by Anonymous April 7, 2003

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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