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pooplander 

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.
1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!
pooplander by Comkind November 9, 2007
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Polander 

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.
"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"
Polander by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Poopland 

1. Area of one's lawn where the dog typically goes to the bathroom.

Unless you are vigilant about poop pick-up, this region quickly becomes hazardous to traverse and should be avoided at all costs as the likelihood of making it out of poopland with clean shoes is very slim.

2. Any area that, for whatever reason, has become a minefield of fecal matter. (Typically in a yard or park.)
The game of catch was going fine until Tommy threw the ball into poopland. During retrieval, he stepped in a fresh dog turd.
Poopland by CrescentEdge October 16, 2008

poopmancer 

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.
Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.
poopmancer by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009

plotlander 

A member of plotland and the Lost Cult. They are thick skinned, outspoken, opinionated, yet intelligent people. They battle an occasional civil war and trust no one. "The others" who want to become a plotlander must undergo a harsh and brutal hazing before acceptance. This is when they stand strong and united as a group. They are misunderstood and hated by most outsiders.

Turn ons: Sex, food, booze, power, cowbells, nudity, comedy and drama.

Turn offs: work, trolls, George, mods, mpds, Imps, clothes, racism and excessive nonstop drama.
1.Those friggin plotlanders got the chat room closed on OG!
2. I am a plotlander, lick my feet now beotch!
plotlander by Evil Shelly December 14, 2008

poopnaner 

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.
“poopnaner”
poopnaner by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

Polander 

A person who is a polish person. Used in a “insult” way.
Polish person: “hey”
Random person: “shut up polander”
Polish person: *cries*
Polander by Mikiko March 11, 2022
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