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poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.
After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!
poopskedaddle by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010
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Poop Shed 

An enclosed litter box/cat box that you buy so that it is more difficult for your cat to fling shit all over your laundry room.
Andrea, clean the damn poop shed before the cats piss on the carpet!
A more polite version of the word fart.
I just poopsed.
poopsed by Cantstoppoopsing August 16, 2016

poopsiedoodles 

Poopsiedoodles= A piece of art made of poop. Often loved by the disgusting. Can be priced around $200000000000000000000 cheap!
Person 1:Wow, look at that, an original poopsiedoodles, by Random Person!
Person 2: Wow! Don't see that every day!
Person 1: You can still smell the rotten poop *sniff*
Person 2: Ah, yes. I do love a nice poop smell in the home.
Person 1: Oh yes, yes, I use a poop air freshener
Person 2: Me too. I'm always well stocked up on poop aerosols.
Person 1: Want to go for a nice glass of poop?
Person 2: Oh, no, no, I much prefer urine, It's more.... refreshing
Person 1: Ah yes, yes, It is rather hot in here.
Person 2: Oh, but I love this piece of poopwork.
Person 1: Yes, yes, I shall ask the owner how much it is.
Person 1: Sir, SIr, SIR, SIIIIIIR!!!
Owner: Yes.
Person 2: How much is this grand piece of poopwork?
Person 1: Yes, how much?
Owner: $200000000000000000000
Person 2: How cheap!
Person 1: We shall pay half each
Both: *Take a large wad of cash from pockets*
Owner: Thank You

poopshidder 

'Hey when's your birthday?
'May 8th'
'You absolute poopshidder'
poopshidder by Shlurpster69420 June 12, 2021