poopschma

the feeling you get when there is dog shit on the bottom of your shoe.

When I was walking, i felt a lump ..I knew it was poopschma.

by Dfizzle610 August 24, 2008

PoopShank

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

Poopichaun

Poopichaun is a little leprechaun that visits you after a night of drinking/smoking and eating shitty food...generally after you pass out he hops up on your chin, drops trow..and defecates in your mouth. He is responsible for that God awful taste in your mouth and your stank breath after a night of buffoonery..

wow..your breath is awful...poopichaun must have visited you last night.

by Poopichaun March 24, 2009

Poopscapade

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.

after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.

by M&Attack April 11, 2010

poopscraint

The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint.

I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold.

by akilles13 March 18, 2009

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

poopchat

A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.

Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!

by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018