poopillow 

"Poopillow" (noun): The deliberate act of suppressing the sound of one's feces hitting the water in a toilet bowl, typically accomplished by strategically layering toilet paper or using other means to muffle the audible splash, with the intention of preventing others outside the bathroom from hearing the noise associated with the bodily function.

"Feeling particularly considerate during our dinner party, John employed the art of 'poopillow' to discreetly manage his bathroom visit, ensuring our guests didn't hear any embarrassing sounds from the restroom."

poopillow by Njs September 10, 2023

pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019

Poo Pillow 

Take some stuffing out of the pillow. Poo in the pillow. Sew it back up. Put it back on Kate's bed. The poo will soak in. She washes it. It gets worse. Kate is sad.

Caitlin: Hey guys! You know what would be really funny?

Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!

Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!

Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!

Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?

Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?

Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.

Poo Pillow by Caitlin aka Cockalina March 11, 2012

Poopietown 

-noun

1. Home of all things poopy.
2. Toilet.

College student #1: Bro, I'm sad.
College student #2: I know what will cheer you up, dude.
College student #1: What's that, bro?
College student #2: Visit Poopietown!
College student #1: YEAH BRO!

Poopietown by Mayor of Poopietown December 1, 2010

Poollow 

As an act of revenge, the person's pillow is split open, defecated inside of, sown back and replaced at the head of the bed.

My roommate got with my girlfriend, so I hit him with the poollow.

Poollow by beeroney March 19, 2014

poowillywee

A word used to denote extreme excitement or surprise by relatively infantile male individuals.

That bloke's about to be run over by a bus - poowillywee!

poowillywee by Sembi February 22, 2005

poo pillow 

(v) The act of sneakily farting on a pillow before someone goes to sleep. This way, when the person lays their head to go to bed, they smell poo on the pillow. Also known as the flatulent fluff to many of the vocabulary nazis.

Your roommate's coming down the hall about ready to go to bed. Poo pillow him while I go and try to stall him.

poo pillow by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006