Poollow

As an act of revenge, the person's pillow is split open, defecated inside of, sown back and replaced at the head of the bed.

My roommate got with my girlfriend, so I hit him with the poollow.

by beeroney March 19, 2014

Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.

Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008

Pollow

A protocol of a pillow. Usually used to perform murderous acts of smothering.

I considered smothering Emma with my pollow, but chose to slap her instead.

by Harlene August 1, 2008

Poolow

when you take someone's pillow, wipe your ass with it, and return it to the unsuspecting victim.

josh gave joel a nasty poolow.

by wingless September 17, 2007

Pollow

A special device developed by an Australian Special forces assassin in an attempt to find a perfect balance between brutal murder, and extreme comfort. This weapn is now employed by many underground hitmen/women across the world.

The MF-3 class 4 pollow was used for smothering, unmercilessly beating, light maiming, or use as a device to rest your head on during REM cycles.

by Icarus94 October 15, 2008

Pollow

A term for a better and more comfortable 'pillow'. It is usually referred to in situations of combat, or smothering.

"I will smother you with my pollow"

by Harlequinjester August 21, 2008

pooplow

1 - Fro's poolstick (used to push poop out of the way in poopland)
2 - Vile item with poop on the end of it (often used in attempt to poke someone with it)

Joe fro lost the game useing the pooplow.
Joe fro has the pooplow stuck in his ass.
There is poop on the pooplow.

by boshi January 27, 2005