Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.
I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit
by Nibiru33 March 11, 2010
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Poopbat

When a person writes on a bathroom stall with a turd
Did you see what Joe wrote in stall #2 with a Poopbat
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Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected
I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch
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Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand
I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.
by Nibiru33 March 03, 2010
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Lady Balls

Sally passed the basketball to Jane and it hit her in the Lady Balls
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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