pooparticles

Those microscopic particles of poop you just know are on your hands after you take a shit, whether you can see them or not.

It doesn't matter how many pieces of toilet paper I use! I know I got pooparticles on my hands.

by Leigh Dleedlee December 19, 2018

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.

Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!

by ron burgendy October 28, 2007

Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

by stuey_boy May 7, 2008

Poo Particles

Pronunciation: 'POOO PAHHH-TA-CLES"

Airborne particles that are 'sprayed' into the air due to the flush of a toilet, causing the air to become polluted with people's 'poop particles'.

Ex. "She left her apple on the sink in the Ladies' room; now it's covered in customer poo particles".

by bostonpoo October 21, 2010

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 13, 2008

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020