Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poofloating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.
Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!
Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.
Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!
Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.