7 definitions by stuey_boy

The male artform of pulling one's 'ball bag' up over the penis and stretching it wide, this creating the 'bat wing'.
Met lucy down the pub the other night and surprised her by flashing her the bat wing.
by stuey_boy June 8, 2011
On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles
I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere
by stuey_boy May 7, 2008
Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.
FMD that's amazing
FMD the size of those
FMD where you get them?
FMD how much?
FMD you did what?
by stuey_boy May 6, 2008
The descriptive terms for a ladies 'puppies'
by stuey_boy February 6, 2009

The art of timing how long it takes you to chuck a turkey into the loo whilst at work... Taking you hourly rate your employer pays, you can work out how much you got paid to release the beast...

Hourly rate / 60 * Minutes on the bog = PPB
I threw a $25 PPB out today...

I threw a $25 PPB out today...
by stuey_boy May 18, 2008
when one has to go do number 2's.
Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.
by stuey_boy January 16, 2009
When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.
Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop
by stuey_boy February 6, 2009