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poop-out 

Another term for defecation or shitting, but meant to sound more pleasant, almost in a fun and silly kind of way, so that, when you're telling someone that you need to defecate or shit, it doesn't sound like such a gross-out.
Guy: 'Hey, babe, what's up, no toilet paper again??? I've got to poop-out right NOW!!'
Girl: 'It's ok, honey, just use the paper towels roll, but please don't clog the bowl'
Guy: 'You know I will, babe, gettin' ready to poop-out a horse-dick turd and all'
Girl: 'Ok, but I'm not cleaning your shit-mess off the floor this time, for realz!'
Guy: 'The hell you aren't!!! Better clean it or no sex tonight!'
poop-out by coozehound72 September 4, 2010
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poop out of the peehole 

doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)

This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.

As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.

*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)
poop out of the peehole by billyho September 27, 2005

poop out your mouth 

Used when someone refers to an idiot who says stupid shit every time they talk.
Can also be referred to in context of the Southpark episode where Cartman demonstrates how to eat with your butt and poop out your mouth, literally.
You need to stop talking. It's like you poop out your mouth every time you open it.
You see that episode of Southpark where Cartman pooped out of his mouth?
poop out your mouth by drdra February 8, 2008

Poop out your Pee 

The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.

see also: pee out your poop.
" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"
Poop out your Pee by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010

poop out your mouth 

When you drink too much, you may poop out your mouth at the end of the night.
poop out your mouth by Picard March 28, 2007

i_poop_out_cubes

A person who sucks in minecraft and cant do anything good and claims that he is the best in everything when he is not
That guy is just like i_poop_out_cubes.
i_poop_out_cubes by TootyFruity123 October 30, 2017

All-American Poop-Out 

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…