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poop sticks 

good word to use if you're trying not to say curse words. Takes the place of "oh damn!" or "oh shit!"
Poop sticks! I dropped my pencil.
poop sticks by Its Becky Yo February 5, 2009
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poop stick 

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet
i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.
poop stick by vheissu417 January 13, 2009

POOP STICKER 

You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.
"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."

(goes to restroom)

(poops)

"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."

(sticks toliet paper to mirror)

enjoy your poop sticker

Poop Stick 

A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.
After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.
Poop Stick by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013

Poop Stick 

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.
"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."
Poop Stick by El Chando January 29, 2010

poop stick 

Large bud of hydroponic marijuana about 12" or longer is a poop stick
Yo we just got done burnin this poop stick we high like a g6
poop stick by poopstick master January 11, 2011

Poop Stick 

kevin chased rick with his poop stick
Poop Stick by texasaustin June 23, 2009
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