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poop particle 

Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.
You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!
poop particle by 7ev March 6, 2023
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poop particles 

Me: "There are poop particles on your toothbrush pete"
Pete: "What the hell?"
Me: "I had one go solid"
poop particles by draftygirl May 27, 2014

pooparticles 

Those microscopic particles of poop you just know are on your hands after you take a shit, whether you can see them or not.
It doesn't matter how many pieces of toilet paper I use! I know I got pooparticles on my hands.
pooparticles by Leigh Dleedlee December 19, 2018