poop pack 

What to use when you are hard at work in the sun and have recently taken a shit that has turned your ass into a mess. you take said poop pack which is actually folded up toilet paper and pack it into your buttcrack and then pull you pants up. When you do this the poop pack absorbs any excess anal leakage.

I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.

poop pack by poop packer March 2, 2010

Poop-Pack 

A nickname that is typically given to a person with a quick temper. You are to accuse the person of pooping in a backpack and then zipping it up and taking said backpack to middle school while they are in middle school. This nickname is only said around the person and is never mentioned unless the person is within earshot. The sole purpose of the nickname is to make the person turn red with anger.

Person 1: There goes Poop-Pack(Person 3), I heard he pooped in a backpack once!
Person 2: This is true.
Person 3:Shut up! I did not poop in a backpack!

Poop-Pack by Archibald Ozimandias May 22, 2024

poop packer 

The little tiny man in side of your bum that packs your poop in the corn to make it whole again. so when you poop it out it comes out the way it went in.

Hey man, I sure ate a lot of corn tonight...them poop packers got their work cut out for them!!!

poop packer by TAKS33 February 5, 2009

Poop packer 

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

Poop packer by Jamgar January 20, 2024

fudge packin poop dick 

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

fudge packin poop dick by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008