poop monger 

a monger of poop. one who takes a freshly droped deuce and fins multiple uses for it 1.) to stick it under your finger nails so it wont come out and u smell like ass, and make toehr people smell whne u hand shake them 2.) to take the steamin log and attempt to ballance it on your nose like a seal, then melting it over your face, and pouring the boiling shit into your dick, or mothers ashole.

oh damn elias lyonns is such a poop monger. he just took his sisters hand and shuved it into his asshole, so far that it came outa his 2 inch dick. and the hand grabbed his balls, ripped them off, and pulled them through his dick and ass, and then elias ate them, then they came outa his ass again.

poop monger by Dan Mvant. June 25, 2003

poop manger 

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

poop manger by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

Poop Mongreal 

The pet of Chubbenstein some say it's a dog made out of poop, some say it's a poop made out of dog, which ever, chubbenstein acquired the poop mongreal around the turn of the century the poop mongreal is chubbenstein's source of power (aka poop).

-"Poop Mongreal, recharge my poop pack! and make me a retard sandwich" exlcaimed chubbenstein.
-"Zap, you're a retard sandwich" exclaimed the poop mongreal.

Poop Mongreal by seanyo san January 8, 2004

Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

poopymonger

one who lives off eating their own feces, or poop, shit.

student1:When i walked in the bathroom during third period i saw john eathing his own shit!
student2:DUDE I NEVER NEW JOHN WAS A POOPYMONGER!
student1:I hear his parents dont feed him, sad stuff...

poopymonger by Mark Flannery August 30, 2007

Poopmongerer 

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.

"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

Poopmongerer by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009

poomongerer 

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005