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poop maxing 

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant
yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently
poop maxing by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024
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poop maxing 

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
poop maxing by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients
Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients
poopmaxing by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024

poopmaxing

Holding your feces in for as long as humanly possible for a satisfying,swift poop.
You look real bloated. Are you poopmaxing?

poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.
"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"
poopmaxxing by TheManFucker2269 December 30, 2023

poopmaxxing

Poopmaxxing is the act of pooping as much as humanly possible in one day. Only true chads indulge in poopmaxxing.
"Man i just got done with my poopmaxxing routine it felt too good"
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