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Poop deckin' 

The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.
After Jake successfully performed his first poop deckin', he exclaimed "You just got poop decked!"
Poop deckin' by Poop'n Crunch December 7, 2012
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Poop Docking 

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.
dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.
Poop Docking by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

poop dickin' 

The act of obnoxiously yet leaisurely pounding one's fist into one's ass while holding the fist in a clenched fasion, whilst the individual is hunched over with their back arched all the while the audience procures enjoyment.
Jack was poop dickin' while the crowd enjoyed with uproarious laughter.
poop dickin' by Mattey P January 23, 2009

Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

poopdickinass 

Some Shitty ass Dickhead ass MF u hate.
I want to beat this Poopdickinass bitch up
poopdickinass by GoonsWRLD November 9, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026