poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

poopcheek

A poopcheek is a complete idiot, A person who does stupid & has an extreme lack of common sense. Always acts like they are either wasted or stoned when they are completely sober. Clumsy & has ridiculous behavior. But one of the funnest people to hang out with.

Guy 1: What was she on last night?
Guy 2: None, she always acts like a dumbass.
Guy 1: Oh, whatta poopcheek.
Guy 1: Yeah but she's fun as hell!

Girl 1: Oh my god, I just fell all the way down the fuckin' stairs.
Girl 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Girl 3: She's such a poopcheek!

by LC(: April 23, 2008

poopycheeks

The poopiest cheeks to ever exist on the face of the planet. Only one man can claim this title.

According to Brayden the kid over there has poopycheeks.

by Poopycheeks September 11, 2020

Poopcheek

A poopcheek can be used when a person is being weird. It can replace every swear word! It is also a word that can just be thrown in a random sentence!!!

*A big explosion goes off in front of three girls
Girl 1: Holy poopcheek
Girl 2: What the poopcheek
Girl 3: Oh my poopcheek

by Holy poopcheek May 24, 2025