A poopcheek is a complete idiot, A person who does stupid & has an extreme lack of common sense. Always acts like they are either wasted or stoned when they are completely sober. Clumsy & has ridiculous behavior. But one of the funnest people to hang out with.
Guy 1: What was she on last night?
Guy 2: None, she always acts like a dumbass.
Guy 1: Oh, whatta poopcheek.
Guy 1: Yeah but she's fun as hell!
Girl 1: Oh my god, I just fell all the way down the fuckin' stairs.
Girl 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Girl 3: She's such a poopcheek!
A poopcheek can be used when a person is being weird. It can replace every swear word! It is also a word that can just be thrown in a random sentence!!!
*A big explosion goes off in front of three girls Girl 1: Holy poopcheek
Girl 2: What the poopcheek
Girl 3: Oh my poopcheek
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!