Poonus

When you poop out of your penis.

Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.

The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.

by dolly29 August 8, 2017

Poonus

A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.

In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.

unfortunate people often have a poonus

by Sam Poonus September 21, 2009

Poonus

When you're taking a shit and you get an erection

Why you taking so long on the toilet? You got a poonus or something?

by Barnchird December 28, 2005

poonus

when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the anus a fusion between poo and anus is poonus that is the moment to capture as 'poonus'

when you cannot get the poo out of your anus on the toilet

by mr.p.oonus May 5, 2005

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Penus Poonus

Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.

Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.

by Dude_40AssWhole January 15, 2009