Poongry 

When you don't have access to a bathroom and really have to poop so you become frustrated, irritable, and angry.

"I'm in the car with my boyfriend right now and he's really poongry"

"I'm so poongry"

Poongry by MarkedByMunson October 8, 2017

poongry 

A state of red-faced anger resulting from trying very hard to poop, most common in newborns.

An amalgum of pooping and angry invented to describe the frequently observed squealing and grunting of newborns while they learn to defecate.

Dad: "Why's the baby so upset right now?"
Mom: "He's just poongry. He'll soon be happy but need a change... hopefully it's not a diaper blowout!"

poongry by ermabire May 31, 2018

phongry

When you have been without your smartphone for a while and can't wait to get on it and check messages and social media.

When my daughter gets home from school, she's always phongry.

phongry by Yogirl67 June 12, 2018

Poogry 

The immense hunger sensation that takes over an individual after a great big shit...or poo.

Mike: Man, I just took a wicked shit! Lets eat, im starving!

John: Must be the poogry kicking in.

Poogry by zzzxxx December 9, 2008

poongress report 

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

poongress report by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

Poongrimage 

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy

Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy

Poongrimage by D Flawless November 8, 2021

poongrillz

A delicious late night snack

When too much cheese is left on the taco:
I got poongrillz all over my face

poongrillz by Poongrillz September 26, 2006