poonanna

A hot grandmother who is usually either widowed or just enjoys a good sausage festival.

I'm tired of all these stupid young bitches, I need to meet a nice poonanna to take care of me while not wearing her dentures.

by nastynick69 October 20, 2009

Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

poonannie

A more ebonics equivalent for pussy.

I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!

by textfile232 December 28, 2005

poonannner

Slang for vagina.

South Park Episod 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Eric Cartman: "Courtney Love is in South Park! She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonannner to everybody you gotta go check it out!"

by brandon10092 October 15, 2006

poowanna

Poowanna is when there is a bald doll head and it has eyelashes so long to reach the sky.

You are being too much of a poowanna.

Praise poowanna!! Verb: Peewanna

by Smoke em tit October 5, 2017

poonanny

A great way to refer to a female human vagina. It's kinda cute, so the chicks are usually cool when you ask to see their poonanny. or touch it, apply saliva, etc.

C'mon baby, let me check out your poonanny!, or
Wassup with that poonanny, baby?

by quaker oatmeal July 25, 2003

poonannie

the delicacy between a woman's legs

She ain't wanna gimme no poonannie las nite yo....

by Dr. Drea December 28, 2005