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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
Related Words
poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"
poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012
The most beautiful someone could look without even the slightest of the makeup.
OMG! The girl sitting in Cafe Zinea was such a Poonam! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

That girl is so Poonam! I wish I could have her in my life.
Poonam by Lambuu March 30, 2020

Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005

Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."