poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

poon jivin ass nigger

any body named phil or if ur black

phil is a poon jivin ass nigger

by shake abdul kalibb jabar May 27, 2008

Pussy ass poon bitch

When you fail to much to just be a bitch

David is a pussy ass poon bitch

by Pushy the Turncoat October 23, 2008

Sweet Sassy Poonassy

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

by SavLE February 23, 2011

poonass

The result of someone who has had surgery of the anus to make it look like a vagina. The poonass still functions like a regular ass, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldykes and heterosexual experimentative males.

Johnny's poonass looks just like a real vagina!

by Alex Knight April 26, 2005