poomate

When you’re in a public restroom and there are multiple stalls. The Poomate(s) occupies the stall your left or right whilst you poo together.

Oh my god Kayluh! My poomate tried to talk to me while I was dropping a duece. She would say things mid push like “How is youR DAAAaaaay going so far?

by Doofus mcgee March 4, 2024

Promate

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

poonmate

a synonym for "friend with benefits". more modern and hip sounding.

Hey Ray, who was that your girl you were talking to?

na, that's just my poonmate.

by BigWangDave September 14, 2010

plomate

A rare dinosaur, very heavy that is also very clumsy but has amazing music taste.

Saturday I saw a plomate by my window while watching the best TV show called "Friends".

by Kojesma October 4, 2021

podmate

Someone you work with that was hired/started the job on the same day or week as you.

Person 1: How long have you worked with Kate?

Person 2: Three years! She's been working here as long as I have. Kate's my podmate!

by Tosaman August 6, 2014

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

by Difose October 16, 2008

Poonater

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.

"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."

by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009