Poommate

The grodiest, most inconsiderately disgusting roommate you will ever have. They usually have a dog (that they can't take care of). This person usually acts like they're not the problem and frequently blames others for their mistakes.

"Hey, is that a dog shit stain on literally every carpet in your house?"
"Yeah, I have a poommate."

by libheway May 22, 2023

poonmate

a synonym for "friend with benefits". more modern and hip sounding.

Hey Ray, who was that your girl you were talking to?

na, that's just my poonmate.

by BigWangDave September 14, 2010

poomate

When you’re in a public restroom and there are multiple stalls. The Poomate(s) occupies the stall your left or right whilst you poo together.

Oh my god Kayluh! My poomate tried to talk to me while I was dropping a duece. She would say things mid push like “How is youR DAAAaaaay going so far?

by Doofus mcgee March 4, 2024