pooljob

to recieve a blowjob in a pool or lake

"i gotta pooljob at my friend katies"

by davie ruperstien June 19, 2008

reverse poopjob

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.

Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.

by Bryanstarsvideololololol. October 10, 2011

Pooljock

An unusually large vagina opening, resembling that of a pool table pocket.

"I wannna stick my cock in Robin's pooljock!"

by Two Dogs January 15, 2008

Poojob

When a girl shits on a guy's cock then proceeds to jack it off.

Trollieman is such a fag. He got a poojob from an Orangutan!

by Iceberg33 August 30, 2010

poonjobcholie

one of the WORST possible terms you could ever call someone even worse then cunt

damn, bubba called me a poonjobcholie man

by ant lop September 5, 2011

Poonjob

The female version of a blowjob.

I'll give you a poonjob!

by ilikebicycles October 10, 2010

Poonjob

Poonjob:

It's like Nigger for Indians!

(now available at your local convinience store)

(read in funny indian accent)
Samir: What is up my Poonjob
Ankesh: you a crazy Poonjob
Samir: Poonjob please, I ain't nobody's Poonjob
Ankesh: Bitch, you my dirty stinking Poonjob.
Samir: Go fuck a goat

by The Lonliest Monk August 1, 2007