plooble: A bubble that forms on the
anus while defecating. Usually the
result of a dairy-rich meal in
someone who is lactose intolerant.
My GOD, Ambrose. Last night after a horrifying
alcohol-induced blackout, I ate chili with cheese and sour
cream coated in an inch of butter washed down with two quarts of whole milk. I'm lactose intolerant, so when I went to relieve myself, a plooble formed that was of leviathan proportions. It burst with such explosive
force, I had to spend the entire morning cleaning excrement off the walls and ceiling of my lavatory.