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“ You heard that broo? I just pooded
Pooded by anonymous December 15, 2020
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“ You heard that broo? I just pooded
Pooded by anonymous December 15, 2020
When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.
"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"
Poosed by Cats17 October 6, 2013
Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed
pooed by Chonatin October 8, 2013

pooped a balloon 

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
pooped a balloon by beemer052789 August 1, 2008
Refers to when all the marijuana in a bowl has been consumed; i.e. cashed.
Jerome: "Hey man, is it cashed?"

Tom: "Yeah nigga, it's pooped."
pooped by Fo Twin Tee July 14, 2009
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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